FAKE ANECDOTES

Hooooooly shit where did you get this it’s good stuff huh actually it’s amazing when I was in Paper Moon Randy Quaid was toooootally there the whole time like he was just hanging out and he was doing this stuff and I was like Wow when I grow up I wanna be just like Randy Quaid like what did you say about Love Story did someone just say Love Story my dad loved that movie he was in it and everything so if you want I will totally call my guy okay i’m calling okay he’s not answering he usually comes around in a pizza van with this Gregorian chant music and you drive around the block so okay if he doesn’t call me back in like five minutes I’ll just go down to Clinton and get some I wish the pizza van guy with the Gregorian chant music would answer already it’s been like ten minutes okay three whatever i’ll just go to Clinton and be like Yo homeless guy you got any stuff I was in Basquiat were you in Basquiat did you go Yo duckman can i get two ducks man and he’ll be like Whoa you were in Basquiat you must be doing some research okay fine take this stuff it’s good stuff damn I wish the guy in the pizza van with the Gregorian chant music would just call me baaaaaack fuck it I’m going!